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wild-moss-art:

I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don’t even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like “heyyy there’s our lawyer with no conscience!” and my character is like “well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?” and that’s how we started the ace attorney plotline

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murraysiskind:

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren’t about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

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egberts:

why does every website nowadays have to give you a full history of the food you’re looking for. bitch i’m here for the ingredients list and nothing else, stop telling me about different kinds of flour and start telling me how much i need to be putting in

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quasi-normalcy:

You know, it occurs to me that MCU bathos is ultimately just a manifestation of a deep-seated fear that people won’t take comic books seriously. Superhero media has been on-top of Hollywood for fifteen years and it still has an inferiority complex.

#i know its a symptom not the cause#but i somehow feel everything went wrong from the moment in the first x men#where they put on their all black leather suits and say ‘what did you expect - yellow spandex’ har har har

Incredibly accurate, IMHO.

Okay, but it is true that Superman (1978) and Batman (1989) were much less self-conscious of their origins; it’s only when Marvel gets into the game (and really, when the first X-Men movie comes out) that they start holding their audience’s hand and assuring them that they’re still manly-man adults and not overgrown teenagers for enjoying something from (*cringe*) comic books

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#stereotypical relatable barbie

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo — free choice

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bataillegeorges:

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words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

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Anonymous asked:

When Travis was like “I got the vaccine to keep myself safe, my family safe, and the people in this building safe” I said to myself oh maybe he does look good with that mustache

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ilajue:

in my head when someone talks about the presedents shoe laces I can only think of Obama like I know he hasn’t been in office in 6 years but I still can only imagine the stolen shoelaces coming from him idk

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